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Oh! How we embellish on LinkedIn!

Sarat Pratapchandran6 Comments

Hyped words on LinkedIn

So much goodness all in one place!

Thanks to a cottage industry that thrives on hyped up resumes, fakes who we are, and dangles high profile words in front of recruiters, there is now a dictionary of LinkedIn hype out there. Here are some interesting ones… from a pandemic resilient franchisee to a purveyor of sorts!

Change agent (All of us are!)
Thought leader (For those who don’t think)
Values driven communicator (Must be classified as junk)
Storyteller (I confess I’ve used this too!)
Sought after board member (Be careful of those being sought after)
Complex problem solver (Ranks #1)
Pandemic resilient franchisee (Long Covid?)
Organic growth (Like organic food?)
Advocate (Another common one!)
Avid reader (Illiterate?)
Proud mom (Aren’t all Moms proud?)
Lover of pets (Seeking a job at PETA?)
Enthusiast (Not boring, I suppose)
Nonprofit champion (All the champions now live on LinkedIn!)
World explorer (During Covid?)
ROI maximizer (Used car salesman?)
Leverage specialist
Sales magnifier (Works with a magnifying glass)
LinkedIn outreach
Inclusive strategist; Alignment strategist; Strategist of Strategists
Brand elevator (Will take you on a ride!)
Top voice (LinkedIn created this to separate the wheat from the chaff)
Purveyor of sorts (Alcoholic?)
Miracle maker (Lottery man?)
Matchmaker (E-Harmony expert?)
Inspirer
Disruptor (An earthquake somewhere?)

6 thoughts on “Oh! How we embellish on LinkedIn!”

  3. Complex problem solver is my favorite! 😂

    What if you have an easy problem that needs solving? Who do you contact then?

    Reply

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